Word Fun

A thief broke his leg and fell in some wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
The dead batteries were given out, free of charge.
If you go running with your laptop, you're jogging your memory.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's two tired.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN Down Under.
A calendar's days are numbered.
Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses.