Sunday, December 8, 2013

Word Fun

A thief broke his leg and fell in some wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
The dead batteries were given out, free of charge.
If you go running with your laptop, you're jogging your memory.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's two tired.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN Down Under.
A calendar's days are numbered.
Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses.


  1. Doc Hudson looks just great. And the quotes were just what I needed. Thanks.

  2. Funny, punny. Did Doc have only one eye? Somehow I missed that.

  3. Good ones, but cars are over my head. Dianne

  4. A chicken crossing the road is.......poultry in motion.